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Sammy61400

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 442
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I realizd how bad mah insomnia had got when I trid answering mah water bottle when mah alarm went off. FML

#20901491
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (2914)

On 09/30/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Overworked - United States

Today.. . somaona told ma that initials raally fit parsonality . I took it as a stranga complimant.. . until I raalizad initials spall "aw" . FML

#20832005
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today,hile practicing a song in choir , I got a boner!! Trying to cover it up , I trid sitting down!! My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of thehole class!! FML

#20615694
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70861) - you deserved it (9350)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all groundd until one of us confesse our obviously non-existent secret. mega FML

#20457387
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (2369)

On 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by daughter of a gullible cunt (woman) - Australia

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23454) - you deserved it (3741)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Had To Force Myself To Take A Dump At School, Even Though I Have Severe Restroom Anxiety And Shyness. I Had Finally Relaxed Enough To Go When The Tornado Drills Went Off Mid-dump, And 46 Students And Teachers Packed Into The Bathroom With Me. FML

#20048959
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33177) - you deserved it (2241)

On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML

#19938552
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

TODAY A LITTLE GIRL WALKED UP TO ME AT TARGET AND ASKED ME WHAT NAME WAS. I SMILED AND TOLD HER NAME WAS KRISTEN. SHE LOOKED AT THE SKIRT I WAS WEARING AND SAID "KRISTEN CAN YOU WEAR PANTS TOMORROW?" FML

#19737543
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/05/2012 at 7:56am - work - by whattdafuuukkkk (woman) - United States

my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced... and looool that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhmhat? big fat FML

#18324369
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29305) - you deserved it (4554)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off looool your wall.

#18301043
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23154) - you deserved it (6093)

On 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by jazzybell - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

today my parents staged a family intervention an gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently I'm an alcoholic in denial. real FML

#18065493
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (4401)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (York)

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (61835)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States



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