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- Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her… Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't… Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I…
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