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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Sammitheshit : Hey there! The name be Sammi, about me? well, i love Phillip Phillips, Jack Johnson, slow but poppy music. I love to sketch, I like taking pictures and seeing new things and meeting new people. If you have inspiration, please share!I've had a hard life and I'm usually not the brightest person. i can be deep pr shallow. i can be cute and dangerous. You never know whats going to happen, so keep your distance. ._. .I don't think of FML as meeting new people. It's more of a, laugh-at-other-people-unstead-of-laughing-at-me type of thing. But meeting new people is always good.
If you're still reading, either my profile or name or my bio is really interesting or you're really bored. And you're probably bored.
Anyways I have my whole life ahead of me and I'm careful. You should be to. but no"YOLO"Cause that's bad. M'kay?
Oh and I'm not Asian or anything. I'm an American. Not Hispanic or .. Anything else ya can of.
You can message me, if ya want. I'll respond.
~Real eyes realize the lies

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Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML


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On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML


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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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