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About Sammitheshit : Hey there! The name be Sammi, about me? well, i love Phillip Phillips, Jack Johnson, slow but poppy music. I love to sketch, I like taking pictures and seeing new things and meeting new people. If you have inspiration, please share!I've had a hard life and I'm usually not the brightest person. i can be deep pr shallow. i can be cute and dangerous. You never know whats going to happen, so keep your distance. ._. .I don't think of FML as meeting new people. It's more of a, laugh-at-other-people-unstead-of-laughing-at-me type of thing. But meeting new people is always good.
If you're still reading, either my profile or name or my bio is really interesting or you're really bored. And you're probably bored.
Anyways I have my whole life ahead of me and I'm careful. You should be to. but no"YOLO"Cause that's bad. M'kay?
Oh and I'm not Asian or anything. I'm an American. Not Hispanic or .. Anything else ya can of.
You can message me, if ya want. I'll respond.
~Real eyes realize the lies
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