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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 August 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

by sweet_stufz / 11/11/2010 at 8:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I received our gas bill for about £200. My flatmate felt that this was extortionate and therefore phoned up our gas company and angrily told them to recalculate the bill. They did. We now owe £300. FML

by Anonymous / 02/06/2010 at 7:40am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Transportation

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML

by obeezy / 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm / United States (Washington) / Money