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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 912
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Sami_Liz010 : My name is Samantha.
I'm 18 years young.
I love meeting new people.
I'm bisexual and have an amazing girlfriend of 2 years. :)
I love all kinds of music but my fav is rock. Esp. hardcore stuff.
Concerts are amazingg and i wish i could go to one everyday. My favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold--> [Got the death bat tattooed on me. :D]

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1214493) - you deserved it (127478)

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