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Sameraa
  • Town/Country : Syracuse, New York
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 36
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49155) - you deserved it (3753)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States



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