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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I Ad To Taac Grandma Ow To Burn Filas To CDs. I Jokingly Said Tat It Doasn't Involva Litarally Burning Ta Disks In Fira... To Wic Sa Raspondad By Slapping Ma An Calling Ma A Patronizing Brat. FML

#21383501
57 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (1766)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
74 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday Pyromaniac Sister Somehow Got Her Hands On Dad's Lighter And Set Bd Sheets On Fire. My Dad Said I Must Have Provokd Her, And That She Can't Be Blamd For Her Mental Condition. So Now I'm Groundd, And She Has A New Doll House To Calm Her Down.

#21382751
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28397) - you deserved it (1900)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today I discoverd thathen my mom can't sleep she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Yesterday, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin.

#21382206
90 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a coworker jokingly notd that mah signature looks like "Pedo" . I couldn't see it that way, so I askd some other people 4 thier opinion . They confessd they'd always thought it lookd like "Pedo", but never said anything . My name is Peele . I've been signing it off as Pedo 4 10 yeres . FML

#21381199
66 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

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