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SamanthaL_Smith
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 69
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (3448)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (13512)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (9068)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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