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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1861
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (160768)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today.. . I Was Waitering At The Restaurant That I Work At When I Collectd A Credit Card Bill That Was Worth $120 An A Big Zero On The Tip Line . Angerd.. . I Turnd To A Co-worker An Said "I Knew This Asshole Wasn't Going To Tip Me." The Guy Was Standing Right Behind Me With $30 In His Hand . FML

#833140
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20011) - you deserved it (155229)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

#820879
370 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she usd a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that lookd like her. She startd crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigurd. fat FML

#745352
256 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 12:51pm - work - by tsardaukar (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97078) - you deserved it (9157)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a spider in mah bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decidd to bring mah dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider fir me . Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and mah dog was bit . The dog killd the spider . The spider killd mah dog . FML

#674037
195 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids an was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up an puts her hand over my mouth an tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool an plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

#659124
109 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 10:14am - kids - by justjust (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his brthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room , quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled mah name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it an assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 an a graduate student, they're six an mentally challenged. Guess who was right? big fat FML

#260093
112 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to run to catch train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket . When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man an I opened top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine . When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay" . FML

#232857
119 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
20 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440985)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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