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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5288
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

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313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday I Recievd An Email From An Angry Parent, Demanding That I Give His Daughter An A On A Project Which I Had Given Her A 0 On. The Project Was To Pick An Article Relatd To Science An To Write An Essay On It. Hers Was A Hoax Article Relating To Ebola Patients Rising From The Dead. Big Fat FML

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On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today while talking to mah boyfriend I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered ( I shaved mah legs this morning. ) He shook his head and said ( No I meant your face. ) big fat FML

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On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth . She then said, ( Wait, sloths are real? ) She thought Ice Age made them up . FML

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On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, a grl puked on me. No warnings, noting. Se just trew up on me, ten walked off like noting even appened. FML

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On 10/05/2014 at 1:48pm - health - by Eww - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told mah mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: looool "Never knew u wantd to molest kids so much!" FML

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31 comments

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On 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

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248 comments

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On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, I can't go on watching saason 8 of Tha Big Bang Thaory, not cuz of tha staady daclina of tha show's quality, but cuz I can't stand Panny's naw haircut . big fat FML

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On 09/23/2014 at 8:48am - misc - by shelookslikemiley - Australia

Today, I got yelled at by a bleeding-heret hippy in the restroom fir using paper towels. Apparently I'm a "tree-hating, paper-wasting bitch". I had a nosebleed. FML

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121 comments

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On 09/22/2014 at 1:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I heredhat sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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110 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

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On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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99 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A GRL I DON'T NORMALLY TALK TO. SHE ENDD UP SAYING I'M "NOT AS ANNOYING AS EVERYONE SAYS." AND "OH... YOU DIDN'T KNOW?"

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36 comments

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On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)



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