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  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8531
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:01am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 5:53am<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 12:31pm<b>kquals</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:35am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 11:54pm<b>anonymous0110902</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 10:10am<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:04am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 2:23pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:53am<b>lexred</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 6:16am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:16am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:36pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 5:02am<b>JustinJK</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:06am<b>Pandaling</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:04am<b>fmlphoenix</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:38am<b>Kah1on</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:50pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:42pm

Fucked!<b>TonierShadow</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 5:04pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:42am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 3:31am<b>audreymatteaxox</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:11am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:42am<b>seetei</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 5:32am<b>becre8ve</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:31am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 6:40am<b>marctdiaz</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:23am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>StaceeeP</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:56am<b>Dylanlev05</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:26am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:40am<b>amamalfoy</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:05am<b>FamousPeace</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 1:39am

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SamSwebb's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2015 at 9:20am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

by jessybear777 / 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma rushed into my work and told my manager I had to leave due to a family emergency. Panicked, I ran to get my stuff and ran to the car. When I asked what had happened, she replied, "I needed someone to go see 50 Shades of Grey with me." FML

by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

by jostertoaster12 / 02/13/2015 at 3:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

by texasrose921 / 01/26/2015 at 6:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

by fartje / 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm / Netherlands / Work

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 2:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids