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About SamLiveFree_77 : The name is Samantha, what is yours? c:

I am in highschool and use to be on the water polo team but now Im on the Cheerleading squad. GO BGHS LANCERS!

I love MUSIC, it's a major stress-relief for me. I also enjoy reading, A LOT! I am super athletic so you'll often find me at the gym or in my pool lol. I come on FML for a laugh or two, just to take a break from school and life.

I love talking to new people so message me and I'll get back to you when I can(:

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Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML


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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML


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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

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