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Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 6:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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On 01/26/2013 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Lauren324 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States
Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Diesel (man) - Belgium (Luxembourg)
Monday 20 May 2013
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