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SalviBarbie

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SalviBarbie

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  • Number of visits : 2850
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SalviBarbie : I'm the one on the left in my profile pic.
Salvi is short for el salvadorian.
If you're on my bad side, you're stuck there. If you're on my good side, that can always change. Message me if you'd like, my mood always affects my replies.

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2day I dyed a friend's hair dark brown . She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off . It didn't . My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks lyk I've been working in a tre shop mahhole life . Goodbye tips , hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near there food . FML

#21222740
163 comments

Today , mah husband dacidad to play a racording of ma braaking wind in mah slaap to mah whola family at tha dinnar tabla. To maka mattars worsa , it was a compilation of diffarant noisas from ovar a long pariod of tima. My family was horrifiad and mah husband saamad proud of himsalf. FML

#21222673
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38197) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/28/2014 at 12:36am - misc - by blow away - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear wat sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that mah ass was grounds 4 discussion." fat FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41820) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I LISTENED TO BEST FRIEND DESCRIBE AVING SEX WIT ER BOYFRIEND IN EXPLICIT DETAIL. TIS WOULD AVE BEEN FINE, BUT ER BOYFRIEND IS LITTLE BROTER. FML

#21222459
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52056) - you deserved it (5008)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, an some guys cummed up to us an started flirting with her an offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out an started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed an said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

#21222298
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (7548)

On 07/27/2014 at 6:17pm - love - by notgoth (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (6575)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE MALL!! A LITTLE GRL WAS WALKING AROUND AND TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE PRETTY!! WHEN SHE GOT TO ME, SHE GAVE ME A DISGUSTED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY!! FML

#21221083
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44564) - you deserved it (4395)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I Found Out Mah Sister Stole Mah Phone.. . Pretended To Be Me.. . And Tried Breaking Up With Mah Boyfriend . Fat FML

#21221072
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44564) - you deserved it (4025)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44496) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I got rear-ended because mah ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of mah hand long enough for me to shift geres . FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43492) - you deserved it (10331)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got expelled from scool. I was walking down a fligt of stairs wen I tripped and bumped into a kid aead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took alf a dozen people down wit im. Te staff tink I did it on purpose, and tere's talk of carges being pressed. big fat FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47691) - you deserved it (4070)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a dasign skatc fir work. I snappad a pic an sant it to ma boss. Sa rapliad, "Imprassiva. Nica skatc too." I was drawing at oma, nakad. My dick was in ta pictura. looool FML

Today , after months of job hunting , I finally got a phone interview with a company. Excited , I prepared 4 the interview and conducted extensive research on the company. The interview ended within a minute. They'd got the wrong person. FML

#21219731
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (3073)

On 07/24/2014 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I went on a looool date with an extremely cute girl !! About 30 minute in, she excusd herself to the restroom !! I waitd fir about 20 minutes, then I got up an left !! About 10 minute later, she calld askinghere I was !! FML



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