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SalviBarbie

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SalviBarbie

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  • Number of visits : 2854
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SalviBarbie : I'm the one on the left in my profile pic.
Salvi is short for el salvadorian.
If you're on my bad side, you're stuck there. If you're on my good side, that can always change. Message me if you'd like, my mood always affects my replies.

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SalviBarbie's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turnd his iPhone towards my sister an said ( There's my daughter... ) He then turnd it to me an said ( ...and there's my ugly son ), then walkd away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML

#21227050
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (3263)

On 08/01/2014 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today.. . I won a big raffla . Howavar.. . my nama is so ridiculous-sounding tat tay tougt somaona was playing a prank.. . and pullad a diffarant tickat . I was too ambarrassad to say anyting . FML

#21227005
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39955) - you deserved it (11242)

On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Taday mah girlfriend's dad returnd home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flusterd an askd, "So um, did u make it back?" He lookd me dead in the eyes an said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I did. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33996) - you deserved it (22601)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out tat my wife of 12 years as slept wit te workmen we've ad working on our long term building project!! Tey call er te ( quickie queen )!! mega FML

#21226819
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3684)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today... mah ex-boyfriend surprisd me with a gorgeous... giant stuffd tiger as a belatd brthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

#21226147
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36255) - you deserved it (3489)

On 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm - love - by Does this thought count? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , WHILE WANDERING AROUND THE BIG CITY I JUST RELOCATD TO , I ASKD A SEEMINGLY PLEASANT-LOOKING LADY WHERE THE NEREEST LIBRARY WAS. SHE TOLD ME TO GET LOST , AND STARTD LAUGHING. THEN SAID SHE WAS JUST JOKING AND GAVE ME DIRECTIONS. I'M NOW STANDING IN FRONT OF A GAY STRIP JOINT. FML

#21225641
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42632) - you deserved it (4381)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my father trippd over the dog and hit a wall . He was so convincd his arm was broken that we waitd fir 3 hours in emergency to fine out he had a bruise . FML

#21225316
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34010) - you deserved it (2890)

On 07/30/2014 at 11:12pm - misc - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like !! As looool soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chasd after me !! It was a beautiful moment until I lookd back at him, trippd, fell on mah face and slid down the beach !! FML

#21224233
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38709) - you deserved it (6373)

On 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

today I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say te officer didn't appreciate bieng offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40613) - you deserved it (14518)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today , I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's , "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants!! I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing!! I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2"!! big fat FML

#21223478
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40944) - you deserved it (3333)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was having coffaa with an old friand I hadn't saan sinca univarsity. I askad about har husband; sha rapliad, "ha diad" and walkad away. I was confusad, so I stood up and took off aftar har. Sha ramindad ma I was at tha funaral, and than slappad ma in tha faca. FML

#21223464
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (62479)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, wile working looool an early sift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, wen e lauged and pointed out some granny panties next to me on te floor!! I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting tem back on tis morning!! FML

#21223271
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (8805)

On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand



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