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SalviBarbie

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SalviBarbie

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  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SalviBarbie : I'm the one on the left in my profile pic.
Salvi is short for el salvadorian.
If you're on my bad side, you're stuck there. If you're on my good side, that can always change. Message me if you'd like, my mood always affects my replies.

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Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML

#20005337
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18524) - you deserved it (3589)

On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

#19939674
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24354) - you deserved it (1838)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:51am - work - by kerensa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25001) - you deserved it (3345)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (4783)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (8784)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12097) - you deserved it (25733)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50989) - you deserved it (3224)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35010) - you deserved it (8643)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

#19677033
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7582) - you deserved it (23589)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25921) - you deserved it (5925)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML

#19534101
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9663) - you deserved it (18699)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26525) - you deserved it (10995)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

#19480512
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22363) - you deserved it (1730)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6880) - you deserved it (46917)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20956) - you deserved it (2143)

On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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