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About SalviBarbie : Lemme guess - You're here to stare at my badass profile pic (; . Yes, that's me. Simple things about me... I don't mind talking to new people.If you're on my bad side, you're stuck there.If you're on my good side, that could always change.If you're questioning my name, Salvi stands for El Salvadorian since there are quite a few people who don't know what that means. Message me if you want. My mood always affects my replies which could be good or bad. SNAPCHAT - SalviBarbie
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Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 6 December 2013