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SalviBarbie
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SalviBarbie : Lemme guess - You're here to stare at my badass profile pic (; . Yes, that's me. Simple things about me... I don't mind talking to new people.If you're on my bad side, you're stuck there.If you're on my good side, that could always change.If you're questioning my name, Salvi stands for El Salvadorian since there are quite a few people who don't know what that means. Message me if you want. My mood always affects my replies which could be good or bad. SNAPCHAT - SalviBarbie

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Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

#20139053
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I agree, your life sucks (8369) - you deserved it (12544)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39455) - you deserved it (6068)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

#15451762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37245) - you deserved it (9485)

On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML

#6147856
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (1920)

On 11/04/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by burned (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (331254) - you deserved it (15758)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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