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Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (5214) - you deserved it (27732)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

#8397954 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (20003) - you deserved it (2109)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML

#8375974 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (17839) - you deserved it (2822)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by ceilingssuck (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

#8375292 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (29155) - you deserved it (1335)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm - love - by tj85 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (23163) - you deserved it (4940)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

#8336543 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (1391)

On 02/16/2010 at 11:35am - work - by kennarama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

#8300405 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (13170) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637 (339)

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (5428)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, at work a really hot guy came up to me and asked "what are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4 but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said "I meant your store hours". He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

#8293432 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (8418) - you deserved it (18165)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:29am - work - by Dumbdumb (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

#8287074 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (5886) - you deserved it (18353)

On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2.5 years told me that he believes in females being subservient, and I am not allowed to have opinions anymore. AND he is "the Alpha Dog" and I'm merely the "Beta Dog", so I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178 (401)

I agree, your life sucks (22636) - you deserved it (4855)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14321) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

#8200011 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (5670) - you deserved it (14068)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML

#8195663 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (14883) - you deserved it (1661)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)