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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (2182)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for 4 or more hours. Not even 2 hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML


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On 06/16/2015 at 1:47am - misc - by use your brain mother - United States (Utah)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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