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Salaminizer
  • Town/Country : Hilton Head, South Carolina
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44036) - you deserved it (14244)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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