About Sal_Plissken : 18, a visionary robbed by fate. Look for your light, and keep it safe. I'm a listener, so if you need someone to talk to, I'll be there to listen. I don't hide the truth, so you can expect a sincere response at all times; it's not easy but someone has to do it. Don't let anyone else tell you who are, you make a name for yourself and you earn respect, if they don't want to respect it, reply in kind.
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Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML
by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by InsipidPotatoes / 03/19/2016 at 10:53am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
Today, I've been awake for 4 days. My doctor recently put me on enough sleeping pills to kill a small country, but when I take them it's like a shot of adrenaline. I'm wide awake and tired as all hell at the same time. FML
by dead / 03/18/2016 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by hrmpf / 01/19/2016 at 9:37am / Germany (Bremen) / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML
by KereKris / 01/14/2016 at 7:11am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML
by FMeRight? / 12/28/2015 at 3:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by _Asykes_ / 11/24/2015 at 7:56pm / Miscellaneous
by FitnessFirst / 11/24/2015 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by deadbeatdad / 11/15/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids