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SakuraFubuki92

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1348
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (17258)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22460) - you deserved it (5291)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31940) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52558) - you deserved it (5586)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

#5269441
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49743) - you deserved it (7900)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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