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SakuraFubuki92

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43723) - you deserved it (14490)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49361) - you deserved it (4667)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81058) - you deserved it (7394)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57610) - you deserved it (18295)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah aunt drove to mah house an screamed at me fir skateboarding in her driveway an denting her car. She then ransacked mah room fir said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47987) - you deserved it (2481)

On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I told mah dad that I broke up with mah first serious girlfriend!! He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry lyk a bitch"!! FML

#20671425
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47584) - you deserved it (7099)

On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling ron. FML

#20667250
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73464) - you deserved it (6169)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Yesterday I Agreed To Go On A Date With The Creepy Guy From My Economic Class Because I'm So Broke That I Could Really Use The Free Meal. FML

#20628307
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45525) - you deserved it (13819)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm - love - by shameless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (12804)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (6017)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , I Bought Some Beef Jerky. As I Put The Frst Piece In Mah Mouth , I Thought To Myself , "Wow , This Is Tough Enough To Break A Tooth." It Was. FML

#19816534
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Was Arrested For Drinking In Public. It Was My Friendho Was Drinking; I Was Taking The Alcohol From Her So She Wouldn't Be Arrested. FML

#19816432
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by meeks123 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was To Ave An Important Pone Interview 4 A Job. I Got A Call And Everyting Went Perfectly, And Tey Said I Was Ired. Later, I Found Out Tat One Of My "friends" Ad Gotten One Of Is Buddies To Prank Call Me And Make Sure Te Line Was Engaged Wen Te Real Interviewer Called. FML

#19564521
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (1920)

On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico



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