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by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
by santashelper / 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm / United States / Kids
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Habit / 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Work
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm / Reserved / Work
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
by John / 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Cinnamon / 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…