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Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to mah laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (5939)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I TOOK MAH KIDS TO THE MALL TO SEE SANTA . WHILE WAITING IN LINE, MAH ELDEST GOT BORD AND LOUDLY COMPLAIND, "I DON'T KNOWHY WE'RE HERE . SANTA'S NOT EVEN REAL." I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE KIDS WITHIN A HUNDRD FEET TOOK THE NEWS VERY WELL . FML

#18438378
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (4084)

On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring 4 his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out . FML

#18135623
206 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today I learnd that when the power goes out at mah house mah family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet!! FML

#18109822
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2843)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I lerened that the only reason most of mah students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today after several long looool years a lot of debt and two great degrees from a top university I had to move back in with my parents cuz no matter where I look I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33435) - you deserved it (3528)

On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind . She was playfully drawing on me with a penhen I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg . I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me . FML

#17190246
294 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44129) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 16 year-old daugter trid to convince me tat tampon don't actually work, all cuz se can still pee wit one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32095) - you deserved it (5191)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)



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