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Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

#82135
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53023) - you deserved it (8390)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
49 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML

#45104
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On 02/15/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by sillybrohos (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
48 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

#1634
64 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 4:57pm - love - by indian:( - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15832) - you deserved it (17376)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
75 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
56 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version



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