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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 51412
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Sakeyaki : I go on here for shits and giggles.
I listen to Muse, Coldplay, Secondhand Serenade, Daft Punk, Franz Ferdinand, and Yellowcard.
I'm a senior in high school and I plan on going to college for Computer Science and MAYBE minor in web design.

And don't bother sending me shit about how you want to fuck me or how hawt I am, I'm taken. :I I get the same shit every day, kthx.

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Sakeyaki's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit a carhile trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I movd mah car and parkd somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

#14150580
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6581) - you deserved it (50577)

On 12/10/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by eyeleanify (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2764)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilet were, so trid to do the ( stand and poo. ) Unfortunately, I slippd and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realizd there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16126) - you deserved it (33696)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I PLAYED A VOLLEYBALL GAME AT MAH SCHOOL. NOT ONLY DID I MISS THE WINNING POINT... THE BALL HIT MAH FACE IN THE PROCESS...HICH RESULTED IN POPPING A BIG FAT ZIT ON MAH NOSE. FML

#13797230
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (4706)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by iharethissomuxh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic lighthen a cute girl appered at the side of the road. I sat and watchd her until she had crossd,hen I realisd that I had missd the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them usd there horn because I was driving police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8187) - you deserved it (49252)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, Ma Vrgin Grlfriend Wo Wantd To Lose Er Vrginity To Me Got On Google, And Quizzd Me On Ow To Properly Puttd On A Condom. Se Doesn't Trust Me. FML

#13764909
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24657) - you deserved it (7847)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, AT WORK, MAH BOSS AND I WENT UPSTAIRS TO STORAGE. WE GOT IN THE ELEVATOR, I PRESSED THE 2ND FLOOR BUTTON, AND IT DIDN'T MOVE SO I REPEATEDLY PRESSED THE BUTTON. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE 5TH PRESS THAT I REALIZED WE WERE ALREADY ON THE 2ND FLOOR. SHE THOUGHT I WAS AN IDIOT. REAL FML

#13452838
71 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm - work - by edodge (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, aftar a small fight with my grlfriand, I startd to miss har, so I typd har nama into Googla on a whim!! Surprisingly, I fina a link to a blog in which tha ownar dascribas his ongoing affort to saduca my grl!! During timas sha told ma sha was alona!! Thanks baba!! FML

#13442639
83 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I Had A Wet Dream About Having Sexual Relation With A Rubber Duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31671) - you deserved it (9251)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (4489)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I'm on oliday in Viatnam, an was waaring a naw srt . In a rastaurant, ta waitrass pointad at my srt an said somating I couldn't undarstand, so I just smilad an noddad my aad . Sa tan gava ma a ward look an walkad away . Turns out tara was a uga spidar on it . maga FML

#13339977
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23294) - you deserved it (4259)

On 10/06/2010 at 4:40am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam

Today, I was bored so I got ma little broter's toy spacesip and a teddy bear, went to ma room and started flying tem looool around, aving dog figts, making explosion noises and umming epic orcestral music. My mom opened ma bedroom door, sowing our new ot female neigbour around te ouse. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12951) - you deserved it (33599)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, an about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there an was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33229) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I crawled into bed naked, wanting to get some and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked . When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass looool and said 'oh' then rolled back over and went to sleep . FML

#13069724
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33600) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/16/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by bonesniffer (woman) - United States (Texas)



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