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  • Number of visits : 262
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SaintVeronika : if youre reading this, i demand you message me. you have to. ;)
im 16, from canada, i love comics and metal music. my 3 most favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica and Trivium.
kik: BraveThisSt0rm
im in grade 11

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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SaintVeronika's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1151593) - you deserved it (115642)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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