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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3899
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About SaintT : I'm a poolee in the United States Marine Corps. I'm simply counting down the days 'till I go to Bootcamp. I love to work out, skateboard, and play the drums, guitar, and bass guitar.

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SaintT's favorite FMLs

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

#30754
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26090) - you deserved it (51138)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answer: 'Well, you don't kiss me often either!". So now she keeps kissing me. FML

#570
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8420) - you deserved it (38016)

On 12/22/2008 at 2:45am - love - by Julian - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35843) - you deserved it (9561)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version



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