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About SaintJupiter : Saint Jupiter/ St Jupi. Hit me up in Battlefield 4 or Steam if you want to play sometime. I like mountain biking, gaming, and guitar. Message me if you want to talk. See ya!
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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Friday 6 December 2013