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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 633
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SaintJimmy21 : before you ask: yes, I actually DO have a life...

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (3035)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

#5269441
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46877) - you deserved it (7518)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57495) - you deserved it (14839)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

#4902280
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44686) - you deserved it (2188)

On 08/29/2009 at 8:13am - misc - by Jonnyboo (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

#4877720
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32565) - you deserved it (9161)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

#4867119
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76134) - you deserved it (3277)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109506) - you deserved it (8084)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

#3549389
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16318) - you deserved it (54876)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11165) - you deserved it (109173)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

#2720666
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55077) - you deserved it (5739)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

#2565972
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44467) - you deserved it (14920)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36132) - you deserved it (3184)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

#2078869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16728) - you deserved it (64706)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)



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