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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 672
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SaintJimmy21 : before you ask: yes, I actually DO have a life...

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Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

#13188457
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24696) - you deserved it (2371)

On 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33009) - you deserved it (3448)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50017) - you deserved it (8294)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (3356)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

#8920959
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (2118)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by justpeachy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23640) - you deserved it (3771)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

#8553099
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25012) - you deserved it (2493)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (2739)

On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

#7229680
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22242) - you deserved it (5339)

On 01/09/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by warningxxLidell (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

#6966351
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27552) - you deserved it (2381)

On 12/27/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Crippled (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML

#6550671
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11656) - you deserved it (29646)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

#6442976
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37240) - you deserved it (3313)

On 11/25/2009 at 8:56am - love - by blasted (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

#6190643
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by bdayloser (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

#6018223
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (7793)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162071) - you deserved it (8155)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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