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by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
by Just_do_it_17 / 05/09/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Love
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
by gymgirl / 05/05/2011 at 9:47am / Hong Kong / Health
by Diesel / 05/03/2011 at 10:23am / Belgium (Luxembourg) / Transportation
Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
by missmirror / 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
by exnotwelcome19 / 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
by stuckhome / 04/08/2011 at 7:07am / United Kingdom / Holidays