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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SailorKirsty : 19 year old Australian.
I study biomedicine and want to go into pharmaceutical research and production.
I love the Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, Thor, Hunter X Hunter, Fairy Tail and League of Legends.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I started working my new summer job at McDonald's. Only 2 hours into my first shift, my tooth falls out onto a young girl's tray of food. Not only did she see it, but my managers and other people waiting in line all saw it. I don't think I have a summer job anymore. FML

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML


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