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Sailer16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 877
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Sailer16 : My like revolves music. I'm in college for music education.

message me!! I'm sorry if it takes me a while to respond. I'm extremely busy with my studies.

Kik: fhorn16

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Sailer16's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45279) - you deserved it (20998)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35093) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30916) - you deserved it (6868)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55712) - you deserved it (4266)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62737) - you deserved it (7926)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

#21104415
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35577) - you deserved it (19439)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML

#21089223
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36379) - you deserved it (5264)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:48pm - misc - by Bandking (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

#21076785
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42083) - you deserved it (3926)

On 03/03/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

#21048665
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41091) - you deserved it (15351)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53671) - you deserved it (6668)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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