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Sailer16

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Sailer16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Sailer16 : My like revolves music. I can teach myself any instrument just by picking it up. I'm going to college for music education. I listen to basically anything but I do have my favorites! I'm in the top orchestra in my state, and I'm the section leader for marching band at my school.

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Sailer16's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52387) - you deserved it (3999)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55881) - you deserved it (7040)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

#21104415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32504) - you deserved it (17978)

On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML

#21089223
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (4925)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:48pm - misc - by Bandking (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

#21076785
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (3653)

On 03/03/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

#21048665
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (14223)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

#21044971
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49762) - you deserved it (6237)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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