About Saffy89 : Hi. I'm 24 years old, the step-mother of 2 little boys (ages 5 and 2), am engaged to the man of my dreams, and have 2 pet Ferrets!
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Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States / Love
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
by drkate25 / 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by aerythia / 12/08/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by superminty / 12/04/2012 at 3:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by WTFFAIL / 12/03/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML
by time to put you down, gran / 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Dave / 11/29/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Jocelyn / 11/25/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I took an order from a stuck-up sounding lady over the phone. She said her last name was "duckling, but with an F". Bemused, I wrote her name on the order. When she arrived to pick it up later, she told me she'd said "s", not "f". FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work
Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML
by minaaaaajftw / 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm / Norway (Akershus) / Miscellaneous
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
- Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.…