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Sael

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Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. looool I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (12)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered tat ma male coworker, wo coincidentally sares ma last name, as been telling everyone we're married!! I'm 26; e's 58!! FML

#21354774
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30203) - you deserved it (1956)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a huge fight, my grlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex an went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
109 comments

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On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

today I was told by mah doctor I should start eating meat again after two yeres of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after mah first turkey sandwich, I was told that mah body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled mah stomach. mega FML

#21264930
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (14569)

On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Taday I overeard my moter talking to er friend... and using me as an example of ow it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
82 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

#21113974
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39795) - you deserved it (11930)

On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML

#20998821
78 comments

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On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56012) - you deserved it (12511)

On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a looool cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. fat FML

#20899028
112 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States

Today, I found out looool this girl I had sex with lid to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58621) - you deserved it (37475)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, usband and I switcd pones by accident. I've already recievd several nakd looool pictures from one of is co-workers. fat FML

#20898640
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59331) - you deserved it (3995)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat fir not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

#20898629
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39564) - you deserved it (4487)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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