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Sadgirox
  • Town/Country : Bristow, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sadgirox : School, stress, parents and friends are killing me

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Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

#21092367
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39885) - you deserved it (3757)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat c**t". FML

#21078597
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62033) - you deserved it (4390)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

#21074688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (8502)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

#21009542
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37534) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

#21008990
129 comments

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On 12/29/2013 at 2:01am - kids - by ConfusedDad - United States

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

#20982484
112 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
145 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

#20924315
153 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
127 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

#20822450
155 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by NO NO NO (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

#20801125
102 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

#20731669
97 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

#20114536
107 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 2:35am - animals - by afraidtosleep - United States (Texas)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
261 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)



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