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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1058
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Saccharide : Currently listening to: "Many Men (Wish Death)" by 50 Cent

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Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (37981)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

#6999302
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38589) - you deserved it (4470)

On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

#6362142
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (2732)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

#6072093
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38730) - you deserved it (4599)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)



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