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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2970
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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SabriLittleRed's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

#21282367
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4542) - you deserved it (739)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML

#21281599
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by ColdStones (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (3570)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22026) - you deserved it (5604)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29353) - you deserved it (2969)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML

#21280577
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28606) - you deserved it (2875)

On 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by fizzie101 - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (2871)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

#21278553
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (3622)

On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

#21277469
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (2664)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

#21277056
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41851) - you deserved it (2911)

On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31215) - you deserved it (4393)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

#21276472
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34155) - you deserved it (4276)

On 10/12/2014 at 8:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML

#21276105
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35744) - you deserved it (4058)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)



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