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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Peekaboo (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
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