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Sabraynay
  • Town/Country : Willows, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1199
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

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Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (3964)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22570) - you deserved it (4206)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19414) - you deserved it (2153)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (17167)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML

#17752355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8357) - you deserved it (17134)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (2283)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML

#17747814
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (4247)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25147) - you deserved it (5297)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27925) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25311) - you deserved it (1959)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

#17734043
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (3881)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

#17696779
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21003) - you deserved it (2688)

On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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