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Sabbalabba1992
  • Town/Country : leamington, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (3358) - you deserved it (45102)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents handed me my present, and when I unwrapped it, there was a cellphone box inside. I was so excited to get a new phone, that I threw my old phone on the floor and stepped on it, while my parents watched in horror. I opened the box to see my phone, only to find a happy birthday card with 20 dollars in it. They'd just reused the box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7767) - you deserved it (39144)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

#6659884 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (7716) - you deserved it (19314)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:26am - animals - by damncat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

#6632044 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (6502) - you deserved it (15286)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by Wrongdoor (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (35427) - you deserved it (99705)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

#3495649 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (56689) - you deserved it (2577)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:21am - work - by Barista (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (467)

I agree, your life sucks (149013) - you deserved it (22381)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033 (288)

I agree, your life sucks (8252) - you deserved it (79900)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (10794) - you deserved it (75472)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

#2688793 (500)

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (232621)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481 (438)

I agree, your life sucks (22838) - you deserved it (99483)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

#1923265 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (87652) - you deserved it (7297)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking: "What can I get for you cuntie?" FML

#1751488 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (64652) - you deserved it (17317)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (20955) - you deserved it (75636)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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