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About SaMmIMonster96 : I am fifteen years old, I love panda bears, music, and I love to draw :) I love to listen and talk so message me at firstname.lastname@example.org :)
My favorite music is rock and pop.. I listen to almost everything though, favorite band is The 69 Eyes.. Well thank you for sticking around long enough to read this.......... If you are interested ^^ MESSAGE ME!!!
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Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015