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Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 7:02am - health - by AndelleRae (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
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Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)
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