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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SaMmIMonster96 : I am fifteen years old, I love panda bears, music, and I love to draw :) I love to listen and talk so message me at sammicantrell96@yahoo.com :)
My favorite music is rock and pop.. I listen to almost everything though, favorite band is The 69 Eyes.. Well thank you for sticking around long enough to read this.......... If you are interested ^^ MESSAGE ME!!!

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Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

#19216663
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (2573)

On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

#19216663
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (2573)

On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38092) - you deserved it (5624)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22963) - you deserved it (7662)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (4423)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

#19091381
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27073) - you deserved it (3293)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27358) - you deserved it (8683) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30920) - you deserved it (17258)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (1660)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31153) - you deserved it (6949)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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