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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About SW500 : I eat socks. Don't judge me!

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Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML


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On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML


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On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML


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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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