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SVelasquez
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1991 (21 years)
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Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65803) - you deserved it (2676)

On 06/14/2009 at 1:42am - kids - by andthatshowitgoes (woman) - United States (Virginia)