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  • Number of visits : 525
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About STOspartan : I love skydiving, shooting, saving peoples lives, intelligent conversations, and extreme skiing. Give me a helicopter and drop me off on any mountain, I'll ski it. I go by STOspartan on imgur, youtube, etc. I'm in the us military and love it. Love makin new friends so message me and we'll talk. No seriously, message me!

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Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML


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