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About STOspartan : I love skydiving, shooting, saving peoples lives, intelligent conversations, and extreme skiing. Give me a helicopter and drop me off on any mountain, I'll ski it. I go by STOspartan on imgur, youtube, etc. I'm in the us military so sorry if that pisses you off. Love makin new friends so message me and we'll talk. No seriously, message me. Peace.
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Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML
Friday 18 April 2014