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SStang
  • Town/Country : Goose Creek, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

#6791694 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (17122) - you deserved it (1348)

On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362802) - you deserved it (401125)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)