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SS99
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, NC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1568
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About SS99 : Ummm not much to say. I wrestle and am just a generally friendly person :) I like to talk and meet new people so message me anytime!have a great day!

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
782 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61244) - you deserved it (12506)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47888) - you deserved it (40065)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62249) - you deserved it (3384)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36449) - you deserved it (6987)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31326) - you deserved it (4472)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (3751)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32663) - you deserved it (19791)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44024) - you deserved it (14244)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27090) - you deserved it (3621)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

#11846674
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31327) - you deserved it (9530)

On 07/13/2010 at 5:22am - misc - by Sally - United States (California)

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

#11312975
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (2931)

On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm - misc - by Classicmen - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (2870)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

#8614078
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18077) - you deserved it (4191)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2969)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (5185)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States



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