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SS99

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SS99

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3452
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SS99 : Ummm not much to say. I wrestle and am just a generally friendly person :) I like to talk and meet new people so message me anytime!have a great day!

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SS99's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17759) - you deserved it (36585)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (14091)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50456) - you deserved it (41798)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70374) - you deserved it (3951)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44791) - you deserved it (9048)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34423) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41131) - you deserved it (4021)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37281) - you deserved it (21470)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46983) - you deserved it (14828)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

#12139792
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31873) - you deserved it (4641)

On 07/27/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by Marie - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

#11846674
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36534) - you deserved it (12049)

On 07/13/2010 at 5:22am - misc - by Sally - United States (California)

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

#11312975
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31760) - you deserved it (3189)

On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm - misc - by Classicmen - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

#8969513
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (3207)

On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

#8614078
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24097) - you deserved it (5651)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (3144)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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