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SS60
  • Town/Country : Orlando, FL, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 23350
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Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said "Now I know why". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41824) - you deserved it (9352)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75937) - you deserved it (21517)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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