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Today, whila driving, a minivan cut ma off . Pissad, I startad honking and cursing . I than want ballistic whan tha drivar wavad out tha window, smiling . It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticad thara "Honk if u lova Jasus" bumpar stickar . FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, mah school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

#16255885
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (4035)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by forkmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

my family went to Seaworld. Wen we got tere, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I migt get mistaken fir Samu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (7288)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , Mah Car Ran Out Of Gas !! I Was 20 Feet Away From The Gas Pump An The Only Person I Could Ask 4 Help Was The Attendant,ho'd Asked Me Out A Week Ago !! I'd Said No , An So Did He !! Fat FML

#16249846
181 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

Today , Mah Car Ran Out Of Gas !! I Was 20 Feet Away From The Gas Pump An The Only Person I Could Ask 4 Help Was The Attendant,ho'd Asked Me Out A Week Ago !! I'd Said No , An So Did He !! Fat FML

#16249846
181 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 7:46am - misc - by stranded (woman) - United States

yesterday my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excitd about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excitd about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
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On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

yesterday my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excitd about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excitd about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (6186)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

after being out of the closet for over three years, I learnd that some of mah friend still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Yesterday... mah boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized an said he meant his wife an child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792
60 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

after soccer practice I was looking for ma dad . Last nigt e was an our late, so I was pretty pissed . Wen I spotted im, I saw im flrting wit a muc younger woman . I ten tried trowing ma soccer ball to is feet, but ended up slamming is ead . Only to find out e wasn't ma dad . big fat FML

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84 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I found mah car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what u did to Hannah u fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)



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